Verso 1
E
Mean Mister Mustard
sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
B
Sleeps in a hole in the road
D A D
Saving up to buy some clothes
B
Keeps a ten- bob note up his nose
E C B
Such a mean old man
E C B
Such a mean old man
Verso 2
E
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go- getter
B
Takes him out to look at the queen
D
Only place that he's ever been
B
Always shouts out something obscene
E C B
Such a dirty old man
E C B
Dirty old man
Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the Queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man